{"id":1755,"date":"2014-03-22T04:28:54","date_gmt":"2014-03-22T04:28:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1755\/top-10-list\/top-10-differences-between-man-and-woman\/"},"modified":"2014-03-17T12:15:15","modified_gmt":"2014-03-17T12:15:15","slug":"top-10-differences-between-man-and-woman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1755\/top-10-list\/top-10-differences-between-man-and-woman\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 10 differences between man and woman"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_5806\" style=\"width: 460px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/curious-man-studying-girls-buttocks.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5806\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5806\" title=\"curious-man-studying-girls-buttocks\" alt=\"curious-man-studying-girls-buttocks\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/curious-man-studying-girls-buttocks.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"432\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/curious-man-studying-girls-buttocks.jpg 450w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/curious-man-studying-girls-buttocks-300x288.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-5806\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I am also interested in the buttocks<\/p><\/div>\n<ul>\n<li>1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.<\/li>\n<li>2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.<\/li>\n<li>3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn\u2019t want.<\/li>\n<li>4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn\u2019t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won\u2019t change, and she does.<\/li>\n<li>5. There are two times when a man doesn\u2019t understand a woman- before and after marriage.<\/li>\n<li>6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.<\/li>\n<li>7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.<\/li>\n<li>8. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There\u2019s no use in two people remembering the same thing!<\/li>\n<li>9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.<\/li>\n<li>10. Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1755\/top-10-list\/top-10-differences-between-man-and-woman\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1755\/top-10-list\/top-10-differences-between-man-and-woman\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[222,21,20],"tags":[34,144,33],"class_list":["post-1755","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-jokes","category-relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes","category-top-10-list","tag-man","tag-top-10-list-2","tag-woman"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.0 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Top 10 differences between man and woman -Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Top 10 List - JokesLab Funniest Jokes<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1755\/top-10-list\/top-10-differences-between-man-and-woman\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Top 10 differences between man and woman -Family Jokes, Relationship, Marriage, and Sex Jokes, Top 10 List - JokesLab Funniest Jokes\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"1. 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