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Woman rules!<\/p><\/div>\n

Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, “I bet you don\u2019t know what day this is.”<\/p>\n

“Of course I do,” he indignantly answered, going out the door to the office.<\/p>\n

At 10 AM, the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses.<\/p>\n

At 1 PM, a foil wrapped , two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived.<\/p>\n

Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. T<\/p>\n

he woman couldn\u2019t wait for her husband to come home . “First the flowers then the chocolates, and then the dress!” she exclaimed. “I\u2019ve never had a more wonderful \u2019Arbor Day\u2019 in all my life!<\/strong>“<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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