{"id":1753,"date":"2014-03-26T10:27:11","date_gmt":"2014-03-26T10:27:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1753\/campus-jokes\/period\/"},"modified":"2014-03-17T12:16:09","modified_gmt":"2014-03-17T12:16:09","slug":"period","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1753\/campus-jokes\/period\/","title":{"rendered":"Period"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.<\/p>\n<p>When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_5810\" style=\"width: 470px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/funny-kids-kissing.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5810\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5810\" title=\"funny-kids-kissing\" alt=\"kids kissing in classroom\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/funny-kids-kissing.jpg\" width=\"460\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/funny-kids-kissing.jpg 460w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/funny-kids-kissing-300x260.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-5810\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Modern education.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Eventually little Johnny\u2019s turn came. 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