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\"funny-boy-interested-in-boobs-not-camera\"Those three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are.<\/p>\n

The first one says: “Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow”.<\/p>\n

The second one says: “Ha! You think that’s fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet”.<\/p>\n

The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says: “You two know nothing about fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30 and he is home by 3:45″!!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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