{"id":1746,"date":"2012-12-04T03:49:27","date_gmt":"2012-12-04T03:49:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1746\/people-jokes\/marriage-lessons\/"},"modified":"2012-12-02T01:08:12","modified_gmt":"2012-12-02T01:08:12","slug":"marriage-lessons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1746\/people-jokes\/marriage-lessons\/","title":{"rendered":"Marriage lessons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-7310\" title=\"funny-wedding-cake-you-cannot-run-away\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/funny-wedding-cake-you-cannot-run-away-400x319.jpg\" alt=\"funny-wedding-cake-you-cannot-run-away\" width=\"400\" height=\"319\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/funny-wedding-cake-you-cannot-run-away-400x319.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/funny-wedding-cake-you-cannot-run-away-150x119.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/funny-wedding-cake-you-cannot-run-away.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Tell us Tom, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Tom responds, &#8220;Well, I&#8217;ve learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. <strong>It teaches you loyalty, forbearance, meekness,self-restraint,forgiveness and a great many other qualities you wouldn&#8217;t have needed if you&#8217;d stayed single<\/strong>.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1746\/people-jokes\/marriage-lessons\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration. &#8220;Tell us Tom, just what is it you have &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1746\/people-jokes\/marriage-lessons\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[222,3,21,32],"tags":[1023,53,944,76,433],"class_list":["post-1746","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-jokes","category-people-jokes","category-relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes","category-short-q-a","tag-anniversary","tag-husband","tag-lesson","tag-marriage","tag-wedding"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.8 - 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