{"id":1741,"date":"2012-09-02T10:45:12","date_gmt":"2012-09-02T10:45:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1741\/animal-jokes\/little-johnnys-essay\/"},"modified":"2012-08-27T09:55:16","modified_gmt":"2012-08-27T09:55:16","slug":"little-johnnys-essay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1741\/animal-jokes\/little-johnnys-essay\/","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny&#8217;s essay"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny&#8217;s teacher said, &#8220;Johnny, your essay on My Dog is exactly the same as your sister&#8217;s.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Did you copy hers?, she asked.<\/p>\n<p>Johnny replied, &#8220;No, teacher, it&#8217;s the same dog!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-7123\" title=\"why-dog-is-better-than-boy-friend\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/why-dog-is-better-than-boy-friend.jpg\" alt=\"why-dog-is-better-than-boy-friend\" width=\"300\" height=\"387\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/why-dog-is-better-than-boy-friend.jpg 300w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/why-dog-is-better-than-boy-friend-150x193.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1741\/animal-jokes\/little-johnnys-essay\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Little Johnny&#8217;s teacher said, &#8220;Johnny, your essay on My Dog is exactly the same as your sister&#8217;s.&#8221; Did you copy hers?, she asked. 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