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Two blondes came into a bar, sat down, and ordered drinks. They were making merry in a serious way and it was obvious to the bartender that they were celebrating something big.<\/p>\n

His curiosity finally got the better of him and he said ” I hate to be nosy, but it’s obvious that you two are celebrating something big. What’s the occasion?”<\/p>\n

One blonde replies “Well, we are just sooo proud of ourselves, because we just finished – just the two of us alone – a 50 piece jigsaw puzzle in only 3 days.”<\/p>\n

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