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A blonde received a certificate for helicopter flying lessons for her birthday. One day she was bored and decided to take advantage of the opportunity.<\/p>\n

When she arrived at the place, the man said “Well, there’s only one helicopter here, and it only has one seat, if I show you how to do it, do you mind going up solo?”<\/p>\n

“Oh of course! I can handle it” the blonde replied.<\/p>\n

\"funny-tear-off-my-number<\/a>

If you need my night service, please take one.<\/p><\/div>\n

Well, he showed her the inner-workings of the helicopter and sent her on her way, only asking that she radio in every 400ft to make sure everything was going smoothly.<\/p>\n

At 400ft, she radioed in saying “wow! this is so much fun!”<\/p>\n

At 800 ft. She radioed in again saying “this is pretty easy, I can do this all day!”<\/p>\n

At 1200 ft. She didnt. he waited and waited, and didn’t hear from the blonde! seconds later he heard a crash in the field next to the station. He ran out to see what happened, the blonde crashed!<\/p>\n

Luckily she survived, “what happened?” he exclaimed.<\/p>\n

“Well, I was doing fine, but, I started to get cold, so I just turned off the big fan!”<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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