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1. “Now.. show me how you used to spank her.”<\/p>\n

2. “Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?”<\/p>\n

3. “I just got my license today.”<\/p>\n

4. “Five bucks says she’s a D-cup.”<\/p>\n

5. “You taught her to swallow, didn’t you?”<\/p>\n

6. “So, does your wife just lay there during sex too?”<\/p>\n

7. “Hi. I’m Robert, but my friends call me ‘Back Door Bob.'”<\/p>\n

8. “I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped me mature.”<\/p>\n

9. “Please come inside? Wow, you sound just like your daughter.”<\/p>\n

10. “I feel like we both have something in common, she calls ME daddy too!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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