{"id":1734,"date":"2014-04-03T09:21:05","date_gmt":"2014-04-03T09:21:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1734\/politician-jokes\/kiss-bush\/"},"modified":"2014-03-17T12:18:21","modified_gmt":"2014-03-17T12:18:21","slug":"kiss-bush","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1734\/politician-jokes\/kiss-bush\/","title":{"rendered":"Kiss Bush"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_5820\" style=\"width: 471px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/funny-pose-I-enjoy-the-blow-job.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5820\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5820\" title=\"funny-pose-I-enjoy-the-blow-job\" alt=\"funny-pose-I-enjoy-the-blow-job with Mr.McDonald\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/funny-pose-I-enjoy-the-blow-job.jpg\" width=\"461\" height=\"483\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/funny-pose-I-enjoy-the-blow-job.jpg 461w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/funny-pose-I-enjoy-the-blow-job-286x300.jpg 286w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 461px) 100vw, 461px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-5820\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I enjoy blow jobs anywhere.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>A wounded American soldier in a battlefield hospital in Iraq tells the nurse: &#8220;I wish I could kiss the American flag if I am going to die!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Nurse, extremely touched by the soldier&#8217;s patriotism: &#8220;Actually, I have the American flag tattooed on my bottom. You may kiss my ass, if you don&#8217;t mind it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Soldier: &#8220;Of course I wouldn&#8217;t mind it. Thank you for fulfilling my last wish as a patriot American.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The nurse took off her panties and the soldier kissed the flag. Soldier: &#8220;Thank you, nurse. <strong>Would you be so kind as to turn around so that I could kiss Bush too?&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1734\/politician-jokes\/kiss-bush\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>A wounded American soldier in a battlefield hospital in Iraq tells the nurse: &#8220;I wish I could kiss the American flag if I am going to die!&#8221; Nurse, extremely touched by the soldier&#8217;s patriotism: &#8220;Actually, I have the American flag &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1734\/politician-jokes\/kiss-bush\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[304,14,21],"tags":[785,590,943,531,154],"class_list":["post-1734","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-american-jokes","category-politician-jokes","category-relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes","tag-america","tag-george-dubya-bush","tag-iraq","tag-nurse","tag-sex"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.0 - 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