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\"funny-graduate-girls,<\/a>

Commencement!<\/p><\/div>\n

10. Have you looked through her briefs?<\/p>\n

9. He’s one hard judge!<\/p>\n

8. Counselor, let’s do it in chambers.<\/p>\n

7. His attorney withdrew at the last minute.<\/p>\n

6. Is it a penal offense?<\/p>\n

5. Better leave the handcuffs on.<\/p>\n

4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!<\/p>\n

3. Can you get him to drop his suit?<\/p>\n

2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.<\/p>\n

1. Think you can get me off?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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