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Great (blow)job, mate!<\/p><\/div>\n

1. The cucumber has left the salad.<\/p>\n

2. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.<\/p>\n

3. Your soldier ain’t so unknown now.<\/p>\n

4. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.<\/p>\n

5. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!<\/p>\n

6. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.<\/p>\n

7. You’ve got your fly set for “Monica” instead of “Hillary”.<\/p>\n

8. You’ve got a security breach at Los Pantalones.<\/p>\n

9. I’m talking about Shaft, can you dig it?<\/p>\n

10. Men are From Mars, women can see Your Penis<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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