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\"stop-staring-tits,<\/a>

A bitch man dreams.<\/p><\/div>\n

10. Lately, she sits at the computer naked.<\/p>\n

9. After signing off, he always has a cigarette.<\/p>\n

8. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive.<\/p>\n

7. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up.<\/p>\n

6. He’s gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand.<\/p>\n

5. Every day, Bill Gates sends 10 million dollars worth of flowers.<\/p>\n

4. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underwear.<\/p>\n

3. During sex she screams “A COLON BACKSLASH ENTER INSERT!!!!”<\/p>\n

2. The fax file is filled with pictures of some guy’s ass.<\/p>\n

1. Lipstick on the mouse.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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