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\"Top<\/a>1. Your boss is always yelling, “I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!”<\/p>\n

2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.<\/p>\n

3. “I’d love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants.”<\/p>\n

4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.<\/p>\n

5. You want to see if it’s like the dream.<\/p>\n

6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add “Exotic Dancer” to your exaggerated resume.<\/p>\n

7. People stop stealing your pens after they’ve seen where you keep them.<\/p>\n

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.<\/p>\n

9. Gives “bad hair day” a whole new meaning.<\/p>\n

10. No one steals your chair.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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