{"id":1720,"date":"2013-12-23T10:26:28","date_gmt":"2013-12-23T10:26:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1720\/top-10-list\/top-ten-things-to-say-about-a-christmas-gift-you-dont-like\/"},"modified":"2013-12-21T08:18:31","modified_gmt":"2013-12-21T08:18:31","slug":"top-ten-things-to-say-about-a-christmas-gift-you-dont-like","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1720\/top-10-list\/top-ten-things-to-say-about-a-christmas-gift-you-dont-like\/","title":{"rendered":"Top ten things to say about a Christmas gift you don&#8217;t like&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>10. Hey! 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