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\"bikini-girl-on-beach\"10. Nuts…my shaft is bent.<\/p>\n

9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.<\/p>\n

8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.<\/p>\n

7. Look at the size of his putter.<\/p>\n

6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.<\/p>\n

5. Mind if I join your threesome?<\/p>\n

4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.<\/p>\n

3. My hands are so sweaty I can’t get a good grip.<\/p>\n

2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.<\/p>\n

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