{"id":1716,"date":"2013-02-18T06:09:23","date_gmt":"2013-02-18T06:09:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1716\/office-jokes\/top-ten-reasons-why-trick-or-treating-is-better-than-sex\/"},"modified":"2013-02-09T10:34:15","modified_gmt":"2013-02-09T10:34:15","slug":"top-ten-reasons-why-trick-or-treating-is-better-than-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1716\/office-jokes\/top-ten-reasons-why-trick-or-treating-is-better-than-sex\/","title":{"rendered":"TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7378\" alt=\"funny-and-sexy-condom-ads-long-pleasure-condom\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-and-sexy-condom-ads-long-pleasure-condom-400x551.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"551\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-and-sexy-condom-ads-long-pleasure-condom-400x551.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-and-sexy-condom-ads-long-pleasure-condom-150x206.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-and-sexy-condom-ads-long-pleasure-condom.jpg 550w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.<\/p>\n<p>9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.<\/p>\n<p>8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.<\/p>\n<p>7. You don&#8217;t have to compliment the person who gives you so me.<\/p>\n<p>6. It&#8217;s O.K. when the person you&#8217;re with fantasizes you&#8217;re someone else, because you are.<\/p>\n<p>5. Forty years from now you&#8217;ll still enjoy candy.<\/p>\n<p>4. If you don&#8217;t like what you get, you can always go next door.<\/p>\n<p>3. It doesn&#8217;t matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.<\/p>\n<p>2. Less guilt the morning after.<\/p>\n<p>1. You can do the whole neighborhood.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1716\/office-jokes\/top-ten-reasons-why-trick-or-treating-is-better-than-sex\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. 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