{"id":1674,"date":"2012-07-25T19:04:49","date_gmt":"2012-07-25T19:04:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1674\/office-jokes\/old-whore\/"},"modified":"2012-07-21T08:50:19","modified_gmt":"2012-07-21T08:50:19","slug":"old-whore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1674\/office-jokes\/old-whore\/","title":{"rendered":"Old whore"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A whorehouse gets busted. 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