{"id":1662,"date":"2012-07-27T01:31:07","date_gmt":"2012-07-27T01:31:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1662\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/oxygen-to-the-brains\/"},"modified":"2012-07-21T09:10:20","modified_gmt":"2012-07-21T09:10:20","slug":"oxygen-to-the-brains","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1662\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/oxygen-to-the-brains\/","title":{"rendered":"Oxygen to the brains"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why do men have holes at the end of their penises?<\/p>\n<p>So oxygen can get to their brains.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-7033 alignnone\" title=\"funny-guy-studying-the-giant-boobs\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-guy-studying-the-giant-boobs-400x300.jpg\" alt=\"funny-guy-studying-the-giant-boobs\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-guy-studying-the-giant-boobs-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-guy-studying-the-giant-boobs-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-guy-studying-the-giant-boobs.jpg 580w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1662\/relationship-marriage-and-sex-jokes\/oxygen-to-the-brains\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Why do men have holes at the end of their penises? 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