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A man and his grandson are fishing by a peaceful lake beneath some weeping willow trees. The man takes out a cigarette and lights it.<\/p>\n

His grandson says, “Grandpa, can I try some of your cigarette?”<\/p>\n

“Can you touch your asshole with your penis?” Grandpa asks.<\/p>\n

“No,” says the little boy.<\/p>\n

“Then you’re not big enough.”<\/p>\n

A few more minutes pass, and the man takes a beer out of his cooler and opens it. The little boy says, “Grandpa, can I have some of your beer?<\/p>\n

“Can you touch your asshole with your penis?” Grandpa asks.<\/p>\n

“No,” says the little boy.<\/p>\n

“Then you’re not old enough.”<\/p>\n

Time passes and they continue to fish. The little boy gets hungry and he reaches into his lunch box, takes out a bag of cookies and eats one.<\/p>\n

The grandfather looks at him and says, “Hey they look good. Can I have one of your cookies?”<\/p>\n

“Can you touch your asshole with your penis?” asks the little boy.<\/p>\n

“I most certainly can!” says Grandpa.<\/p>\n

“Good, then go fuck yourself,”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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