{"id":1656,"date":"2012-07-30T03:07:12","date_gmt":"2012-07-30T03:07:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1656\/blonde-jokes\/milk-bath\/"},"modified":"2012-07-21T09:19:19","modified_gmt":"2012-07-21T09:19:19","slug":"milk-bath","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1656\/blonde-jokes\/milk-bath\/","title":{"rendered":"Milk bath, just to my tits"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"girls-drinking-alcohol-in-bathtub\"A blonde heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so knocked on the door to clarify the point.<\/p>\n

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said,<\/p>\n

“I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?”<\/p>\n

The blonde said, “I want 15 gallons. I’m going to fill my bathtub
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The milkman said, “Pasteurized?”<\/p>\n

The blonde said, “No, just up to my tits.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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