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  1. Constipated people don’t give a shit.<\/li>\n
  2. Practice safe sex, go fuck yourself. <\/strong><\/li>\n
  3. If you drink don’t park, accidents cause people.<\/li>\n
  4. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?<\/li>\n
  5. If you don’t believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.<\/li>\n
  6. Please tell your pants its not polite to point.<\/li>\n
  7. If that phone was up your ass, maybe you could drive a little
    \nbetter.<\/li>\n
  8. My kid got your honor roll student pregnant.<\/li>\n
  9. Thank you for pot smoking.<\/li>\n
  10. To all you virgins thanks for nothing.<\/li>\n
  11. If at first you don’t succeed…blame someone else and seek
    \ncounseling.<\/li>\n
  12. Impotence: Nature’s way of saying “No Hard Feelings”.<\/li>\n
  13. If you can read this, I’ve lost my trailer.<\/li>\n
  14. Horn broken…watch for finger.<\/li>\n
  15. It’s not how you pick your nose, but where you put the booger.<\/li>\n
  16. If you’re not a hemorrhoid, get off my ass.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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