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A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and
\nannounced that his wife had just produced a typical Texas
\nbaby, weighing a whopping twenty pounds.<\/p>\n

\"drink-till-you-want-me\"“WOW!” was the response from everyone at the bar.
\nTwo weeks later the Texan returned to the bar. The bartender
\nrecognized him and asked, “Aren’t you the father of the baby
\nthat weighed twenty pounds at birth? How much does he weigh now?”<\/p>\n

The proud father answered, “10 pounds.”<\/p>\n

The bartender said, “Why? I know that babies lose some
\nweight after birth, but ten pounds? He did weigh twenty
\npounds, didn’t he? What happened?<\/p>\n

The proud Texas father said, “Just had him circumcised!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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