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\"funny-old-gentleman-and-boobs\"The following are laws from around the world which, though a bit unusual, aren’t really that surprising…. :
\n1) In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.<\/p>\n

2) In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.<\/p>\n

3) Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered at all times.<\/p>\n

4) The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.<\/p>\n

5) There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Now let’s just think for a minute Is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)<\/p>\n

6) In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
\nadulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. (The husband’s lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.)<\/p>\n

7) In Cali, Columbia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act.<\/p>\n

8) In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (…presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)<\/p>\n

9) In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only “in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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