{"id":1645,"date":"2012-08-11T13:47:47","date_gmt":"2012-08-11T13:47:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1645\/blonde-jokes\/press-f1-for-help\/"},"modified":"2012-07-29T09:06:34","modified_gmt":"2012-07-29T09:06:34","slug":"press-f1-for-help","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1645\/blonde-jokes\/press-f1-for-help\/","title":{"rendered":"Press F1 for help"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7081\" title=\"why-woman-is-slow-in-typing\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/why-woman-is-slow-in-typing-400x533.jpg\" alt=\"why-woman-is-slow-in-typing\" width=\"400\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/why-woman-is-slow-in-typing-400x533.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/why-woman-is-slow-in-typing-150x200.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/why-woman-is-slow-in-typing.jpg 570w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>My friend was on duty in the main lab on a quiet afternoon.<\/p>\n<p>He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workstations with her arms crossed across her chest, staring at the screen.<\/p>\n<p>After about 15 minutes he noticed that she was still in the same position, only now she was impatiently tapping her foot. 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