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\nTech Support: “It crashed?”
\nCustomer: “Yeah, it won’t let me play my game.”
\nTech Support: “All right, hit Control-Alt-Delete to reboot.”
\nCustomer: “No, it didn’t crash-it crashed.”
\nTech Support: “Huh?”
\nCustomer: “I crashed my game. That’s what I said before. I crashed my
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\nTech Support: “Click on ‘File,’ then ‘New Game.”
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