{"id":1633,"date":"2012-10-29T14:28:28","date_gmt":"2012-10-29T14:28:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1633\/blonde-jokes\/blondes-robbing-a-bank\/"},"modified":"2012-10-06T04:04:34","modified_gmt":"2012-10-06T04:04:34","slug":"blondes-robbing-a-bank","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1633\/blonde-jokes\/blondes-robbing-a-bank\/","title":{"rendered":"Blondes robbing a bank"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two blondes decided to rob a bank together.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7244\" title=\"how-to-kiss-a-drunken-girl\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/how-to-kiss-a-drunken-girl-400x315.jpg\" alt=\"how-to-kiss-a-drunken-girl\" width=\"400\" height=\"315\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/how-to-kiss-a-drunken-girl-400x315.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/how-to-kiss-a-drunken-girl-150x118.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/how-to-kiss-a-drunken-girl.jpg 479w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>The first blonde, Judy plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde, Buffie, in great detail.<\/p>\n<p>The robbery begins. 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