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The seven dwarves are in Rome visiting the Vatican, when Dopey goes up to
\nthe Pope’s door and rings the doorbell. The pope answers the door, and
\nasks: “Dopey, my son, what can I do for you?” Dopey asks, “Excuse me your
\nExcellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?”<\/p>\n

\"dog-has-sex-with-monkey\"The pope smiles and answers “No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome..”<\/p>\n

In the background, the pope can see a few of the other dwarves giggling.<\/p>\n

Dopey then asks, “Your holiness, are there any dwarf nuns in Italy?” The
\npope looks at Dopey and answers “No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in
\nItaly.”<\/p>\n

At this answer, half of the other dwarves start laughing openly. Dopey
\ncontinues: “Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?”<\/p>\n

The pope, getting tired of these questions, answers: “Dopey, there are no
\ndwarf nuns in all of Europe.<\/p>\n

This time, all of the dwarves are rolling on the ground laughing. Dopey
\nsays: “Pope, are there ANY dwarf nuns in ALL the world?” The
\npope, frustrated by now, says: “Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns ANYWHERE
\nin the world!”<\/p>\n

At this answer the other dwarves start laughing, jumping up and down and
\nchanting: “Dopey shagged a penguin! Dopey shagged a penguin!”<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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