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Girl and boy are having a relationship of about four months now. One Friday
\nnight they meet at a bar after work. They stay for a few, then go on to get
\nsome food at a local restaurant near their respective houses. They eat,
\nthen go back to his house and she stays over.<\/p>\n

\"boys-like-balls\"Her story:<\/p>\n

Well Ed was in an odd mood when I got to the bar, I thought it might have
\nbeen because I was a bit late but he didn’t say anything much about it._
\nThe conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go off
\nsomewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately. So we go to this
\nrestaurant and he’s still a bit funny and I’m trying to cheer him up and
\nstart to wonder whether it’s me or something so I ask him and he says no but
\nyou know I’m not really sure.<\/p>\n

So anyway, in the cab back to his house I say that I love him and he just
\nputs his arm around me and I don’t know what the hell that means because you
\nknow he doesn’t say it back or anything. So when we get back to his I’m
\nwondering if he’s going off me and so I try to ask him about it but he just
\nswitches on the TV and so_ I say I’m going to go to sleep.<\/p>\n

Then after about 10 minutes he joins me and we have sex, but he seemed
\nreally distracted and so afterwards I just want to leave and I dunno I just
\ndon’t know what he thinks anymore. I mean, do you think he’s met someone else ???<\/p>\n

His story:<\/p>\n

Crap day at work. Great shag later.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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