{"id":1618,"date":"2013-02-10T08:50:59","date_gmt":"2013-02-10T08:50:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1618\/office-jokes\/performance-evaluations\/"},"modified":"2013-02-09T10:17:29","modified_gmt":"2013-02-09T10:17:29","slug":"performance-evaluations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1618\/office-jokes\/performance-evaluations\/","title":{"rendered":"Performance evaluations"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7355\" alt=\"terrosists-in-beach\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/terrosists-in-beach1-400x259.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"259\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/terrosists-in-beach1-400x259.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/terrosists-in-beach1-150x97.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/terrosists-in-beach1.jpg 570w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>1. Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.<br \/>\n2. I would not allow this employee to breed.<br \/>\n3. This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won&#8217;t be.<br \/>\n4. This young lady has delusions of adequacy.<br \/>\n5. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.<br \/>\n6. When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.<br \/>\n7. He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.<br \/>\n8. This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.<br \/>\n9. This employee should go far-and the sooner he starts, the better.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1618\/office-jokes\/performance-evaluations\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>1. Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. 2. I would not allow this employee to breed. 3. This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1618\/office-jokes\/performance-evaluations\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[304,18,20],"tags":[1036,553,687,144],"class_list":["post-1618","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-american-jokes","category-office-jokes","category-top-10-list","tag-employee","tag-employment","tag-performance","tag-top-10-list-2"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Performance evaluations -American Jokes, Office Jokes, Top 10 List - JokesLab Funniest Jokes<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1618\/office-jokes\/performance-evaluations\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Performance evaluations -American Jokes, Office Jokes, Top 10 List - JokesLab Funniest Jokes\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"1. 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