{"id":1564,"date":"2012-09-13T13:27:37","date_gmt":"2012-09-13T13:27:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1564\/office-jokes\/3-wishes-of-a-government-worker\/"},"modified":"2012-09-08T08:13:51","modified_gmt":"2012-09-08T08:13:51","slug":"3-wishes-of-a-government-worker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1564\/office-jokes\/3-wishes-of-a-government-worker\/","title":{"rendered":"3 wishes of a government worker"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"funny-old-gentleman-and-boobs\"One day a government worker was digging through his office drawers when suddenly he came upon a magic lamp. (Oh, c’mon, I’m sure there’s one buried in your desk too.)<\/p>\n

Since he’d heard these jokes before, he knew that he had to rub the lamp and make the genie come out. So he rubbed the lamp and — oh, surprise — out popped a genie.<\/p>\n

The genie asked, as genies will, \u201cWhat is your first wish?\u201d The government worker thought about it for a second, then replied, \u201cI would like to be rich!\u201d So the genie granted him his wish, and poof<\/em> the man was surrounded by piles of money rivaling the heaps of even Martha Stewart and Bill Gates.<\/p>\n

Since the government worker knew the whole wish process, the genie didn’t even have to ask for number two before he said, \u201cMy second wish is to be on an island with beautiful women surrounding me and obeying my every command!\u201d And poof<\/em>, he was there.<\/p>\n

Then the government worker — or, as I like to call him, civil servant — decided on his third wish, \u201cI don’t want to do any work ever again!<\/strong>\u201d and poof<\/em> — ubiquitous ironic twist — he was back in his office<\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

One day a government worker was digging through his office drawers when suddenly he came upon a magic lamp. (Oh, c’mon, I’m sure there’s one buried in your desk too.) Since he’d heard these jokes before, he knew that he … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[304,100,18,247],"tags":[101,368,1165,103,102,33],"class_list":["post-1564","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-american-jokes","category-genie-jokes","category-office-jokes","category-texas-jokes","tag-genie","tag-government","tag-lamp","tag-money","tag-wish","tag-woman"],"yoast_head":"\n3 wishes of a government worker -American Jokes, Genie Jokes, Office Jokes, Texas Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1564\/office-jokes\/3-wishes-of-a-government-worker\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"3 wishes of a government worker -American Jokes, Genie Jokes, Office Jokes, Texas Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"One day a government worker was digging through his office drawers when suddenly he came upon a magic lamp. (Oh, c’mon, I’m sure there’s one buried in your desk too.) Since he’d heard these jokes before, he knew that he … Continue reading →\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1564\/office-jokes\/3-wishes-of-a-government-worker\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"JokesLab Funniest Jokes\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2012-09-13T13:27:37+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-old-gentleman-and-boobs1-400x313.jpg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"JokesLab\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"JokesLab\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\\\/\\\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/1564\\\/office-jokes\\\/3-wishes-of-a-government-worker\\\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/1564\\\/office-jokes\\\/3-wishes-of-a-government-worker\\\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"JokesLab\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34\"},\"headline\":\"3 wishes of a government worker\",\"datePublished\":\"2012-09-13T13:27:37+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/1564\\\/office-jokes\\\/3-wishes-of-a-government-worker\\\/\"},\"wordCount\":219,\"commentCount\":0,\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/1564\\\/office-jokes\\\/3-wishes-of-a-government-worker\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"http:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2011\\\/07\\\/funny-old-gentleman-and-boobs1-400x313.jpg\",\"keywords\":[\"genie\",\"government\",\"lamp\",\"money\",\"wish\",\"woman\"],\"articleSection\":[\"American Jokes\",\"Genie Jokes\",\"Office Jokes\",\"Texas Jokes\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/1564\\\/office-jokes\\\/3-wishes-of-a-government-worker\\\/#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/1564\\\/office-jokes\\\/3-wishes-of-a-government-worker\\\/\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/1564\\\/office-jokes\\\/3-wishes-of-a-government-worker\\\/\",\"name\":\"3 wishes of a government worker -American Jokes, Genie Jokes, Office Jokes, Texas Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/#website\"},\"primaryImageOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/1564\\\/office-jokes\\\/3-wishes-of-a-government-worker\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/1564\\\/office-jokes\\\/3-wishes-of-a-government-worker\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"http:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2011\\\/07\\\/funny-old-gentleman-and-boobs1-400x313.jpg\",\"datePublished\":\"2012-09-13T13:27:37+00:00\",\"author\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34\"},\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/1564\\\/office-jokes\\\/3-wishes-of-a-government-worker\\\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/1564\\\/office-jokes\\\/3-wishes-of-a-government-worker\\\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/1564\\\/office-jokes\\\/3-wishes-of-a-government-worker\\\/#primaryimage\",\"url\":\"http:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2011\\\/07\\\/funny-old-gentleman-and-boobs1-400x313.jpg\",\"contentUrl\":\"http:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2011\\\/07\\\/funny-old-gentleman-and-boobs1-400x313.jpg\"},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/1564\\\/office-jokes\\\/3-wishes-of-a-government-worker\\\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"3 wishes of a government worker\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/\",\"name\":\"JokesLab Funniest Jokes\",\"description\":\"the best collection of clean jokes\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34\",\"name\":\"JokesLab\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/secure.gravatar.com\\\/avatar\\\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g\",\"caption\":\"JokesLab\"},\"sameAs\":[\"http:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\"],\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/jokeslab.com\\\/jokes\\\/author\\\/adminblog\\\/\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"3 wishes of a government worker -American Jokes, Genie Jokes, Office Jokes, Texas Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1564\/office-jokes\/3-wishes-of-a-government-worker\/","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"3 wishes of a government worker -American Jokes, Genie Jokes, Office Jokes, Texas Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes","og_description":"One day a government worker was digging through his office drawers when suddenly he came upon a magic lamp. (Oh, c’mon, I’m sure there’s one buried in your desk too.) Since he’d heard these jokes before, he knew that he … Continue reading →","og_url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1564\/office-jokes\/3-wishes-of-a-government-worker\/","og_site_name":"JokesLab Funniest Jokes","article_published_time":"2012-09-13T13:27:37+00:00","og_image":[{"url":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-old-gentleman-and-boobs1-400x313.jpg","type":"","width":"","height":""}],"author":"JokesLab","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"JokesLab","Est. reading time":"1 minute"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1564\/office-jokes\/3-wishes-of-a-government-worker\/#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1564\/office-jokes\/3-wishes-of-a-government-worker\/"},"author":{"name":"JokesLab","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/#\/schema\/person\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34"},"headline":"3 wishes of a government worker","datePublished":"2012-09-13T13:27:37+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1564\/office-jokes\/3-wishes-of-a-government-worker\/"},"wordCount":219,"commentCount":0,"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1564\/office-jokes\/3-wishes-of-a-government-worker\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-old-gentleman-and-boobs1-400x313.jpg","keywords":["genie","government","lamp","money","wish","woman"],"articleSection":["American Jokes","Genie Jokes","Office Jokes","Texas Jokes"],"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"CommentAction","name":"Comment","target":["https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1564\/office-jokes\/3-wishes-of-a-government-worker\/#respond"]}]},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1564\/office-jokes\/3-wishes-of-a-government-worker\/","url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1564\/office-jokes\/3-wishes-of-a-government-worker\/","name":"3 wishes of a government worker -American Jokes, Genie Jokes, Office Jokes, Texas Jokes - JokesLab Funniest Jokes","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/#website"},"primaryImageOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1564\/office-jokes\/3-wishes-of-a-government-worker\/#primaryimage"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1564\/office-jokes\/3-wishes-of-a-government-worker\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-old-gentleman-and-boobs1-400x313.jpg","datePublished":"2012-09-13T13:27:37+00:00","author":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/#\/schema\/person\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34"},"breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1564\/office-jokes\/3-wishes-of-a-government-worker\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1564\/office-jokes\/3-wishes-of-a-government-worker\/"]}]},{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1564\/office-jokes\/3-wishes-of-a-government-worker\/#primaryimage","url":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-old-gentleman-and-boobs1-400x313.jpg","contentUrl":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-old-gentleman-and-boobs1-400x313.jpg"},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1564\/office-jokes\/3-wishes-of-a-government-worker\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"3 wishes of a government worker"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/#website","url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/","name":"JokesLab Funniest Jokes","description":"the best collection of clean jokes","potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/#\/schema\/person\/7c94a8e90f50ee6381e1cdf0be369f34","name":"JokesLab","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g","contentUrl":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/1ddeb11c3ee03f5ac75289908398f7c36b4cb3b51cf8fc4561a798c09b6c5574?s=96&d=monsterid&r=g","caption":"JokesLab"},"sameAs":["http:\/\/jokeslab.com"],"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/author\/adminblog\/"}]}},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":33,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/33\/genie-jokes\/third-wish\/","url_meta":{"origin":1564,"position":0},"title":"Third wish","author":"JokesLab","date":"November 21, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"This guy was walking along the beach in Malibu when he came across this salt-encrusted piece of metal. He worked for an hour or so to remove the salt. Lo and behold it was a very old oil lamp. The guy started to buff it to remove the verdigris when\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Car Jokes"","block_context":{"text":"Car Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/car-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"funny-double-deck-car","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/funny-double-deck-car-400x299.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":857,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/857\/people-jokes\/piss-in-the-boat\/","url_meta":{"origin":1564,"position":1},"title":"Piss in the boat","author":"JokesLab","date":"April 10, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"Two men were out fishing, when they found a lamp floating in the water. One of the men picked it up and rubbed it, causing a genie to explode from the lamp. Unfortunately, it was a very low-level genie and could only grant one wish. The men thought for a\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Genie Jokes"","block_context":{"text":"Genie Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/genie-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"two-beers-are-better-than-one","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/two-beers-are-better-than-one-400x363.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":318,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/318\/blonde-jokes\/blonde-and-genie\/","url_meta":{"origin":1564,"position":2},"title":"Blonde and genie","author":"JokesLab","date":"December 11, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Blonde Jokes"","block_context":{"text":"Blonde Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/blonde-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"public-entrance","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/public-entrance-400x544.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":1896,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1896\/blonde-jokes\/three-wishes-for-blondes\/","url_meta":{"origin":1564,"position":3},"title":"Three wishes for blondes","author":"JokesLab","date":"September 17, 2011","format":false,"excerpt":"Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie\u2019s lamp. After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, \"I will grant three wishes, one for each of you.\" The first said, \"I wish I were smarter.\" So, she became a redhead. The second\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Blonde Jokes"","block_context":{"text":"Blonde Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/blonde-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"I-rule-because-I-have-pussy","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/I-rule-because-I-have-pussy.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":617,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/617\/politician-jokes\/genie-cant-deliver\/","url_meta":{"origin":1564,"position":4},"title":"Genie can’t deliver","author":"JokesLab","date":"April 21, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"There was a guy walking down the street in San Fransisco, and he tripped over an old looking oil lamp. He picked it up and hid it under his jacket, because he thought it was priceless. While he was running to the antique shop to cash this puppy in, it\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Country Jokes"","block_context":{"text":"Country Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/country-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"funny-shark-seat-and-woman","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-shark-seat-and-woman-400x400.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":700,"url":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/700\/office-jokes\/smarter-man\/","url_meta":{"origin":1564,"position":5},"title":"Smarter man","author":"JokesLab","date":"June 27, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"Three men were walking down a street and found a bottle laying on the side of the road. They picked it up and a genie popped out. The genie said, ''You will each get one wish.'' The first man wished he was 20 times smarter. The genie made him 20\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Genie Jokes"","block_context":{"text":"Genie Jokes","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/cat\/genie-jokes\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"drunken-girl","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/drunken-girl-400x299.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1564","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1564"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1564\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1564"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1564"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1564"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}