{"id":1562,"date":"2012-09-15T10:25:08","date_gmt":"2012-09-15T10:25:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1562\/car-jokes\/interstate-22\/"},"modified":"2012-09-08T08:17:18","modified_gmt":"2012-09-08T08:17:18","slug":"interstate-22","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1562\/car-jokes\/interstate-22\/","title":{"rendered":"Interstate 22"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7154\" title=\"Funny-expressway-parking-only-seen-in-USA\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Funny-expressway-parking-only-seen-in-USA-400x395.jpg\" alt=\"Funny-expressway-parking-only-seen-in-USA\" width=\"400\" height=\"395\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Funny-expressway-parking-only-seen-in-USA-400x395.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Funny-expressway-parking-only-seen-in-USA-150x148.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Funny-expressway-parking-only-seen-in-USA.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>There is an old lady driving on Interstate 22. 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