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\"how-to-cut-a-queue\"Four guys went golfing; one went in the clubhouse to pay while the others waited at the first tee.<\/p>\n

One of the guys says, \u201cI’m so proud of my son. He is a stock broker and he’s made enough that he just gave away a huge portfolio.\u201d<\/p>\n

The next guy said, \u201cI’m so proud of my son. He’s a car dealer and he’s doing so well, he just gave away a Ferrari.\u201d<\/p>\n

The third guy says, \u201cI’m so proud of my son. He’s got enough money that he just gave away a million-dollar home.\u201d<\/p>\n

Just as the third guy finishes talking, the fourth guy joins them and asks, \u201cWhat are you guys talking about?’<\/p>\n

\u201cJust about how good our sons are doing,\u201d the three men replied.<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, my son is doing very well,\u201d says the fourth man, \u201cHe’s a male stripper and just last week he got a huge portfolio, a Ferrari and a million-dollar home.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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