{"id":1560,"date":"2012-08-19T11:20:33","date_gmt":"2012-08-19T11:20:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1560\/people-jokes\/pantyhose\/"},"modified":"2012-07-29T09:52:39","modified_gmt":"2012-07-29T09:52:39","slug":"pantyhose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1560\/people-jokes\/pantyhose\/","title":{"rendered":"Pantyhose"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose?<\/p>\n<p>A: Her ankles swell up when she farts.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7107\" title=\"sexy-photographer\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/sexy-photographe.jpg\" alt=\"sexy-photographer\" width=\"500\" height=\"689\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/sexy-photographe.jpg 500w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/sexy-photographe-150x206.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/sexy-photographe-400x551.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1560\/people-jokes\/pantyhose\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose? 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