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\"funny-woman-parking\"A man was working on a preacher’s car in a garage and he was pushing hard on a wrench to loosen a nut and his hand slipped. He yelled \u201cGoddamn it\u201d and the preacher said, \u201cDon’t take the Lord’s name in vain, say \u2018Lord, help me, Lord help me.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n

The man went back to work and, a little while after, his hand slipped again and he said \u201cGoddamn it\u201d again.<\/p>\n

The preacher again told him, \u201cDon’t take the Lord’s name in vain, say \u2018Lord help me, Lord help me.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n

The man put the car up on the jacks and got under it and, all of a sudden, the car starting coming down and he said, \u201cLord, help me, Lord help me!\u201d<\/p>\n

And the car started rising. The preacher said all of a sudden, \u201cWell, Goddamn.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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