{"id":1552,"date":"2012-03-20T07:23:16","date_gmt":"2012-03-20T07:23:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1552\/campus-jokes\/the-tomato-family\/"},"modified":"2012-03-11T07:45:53","modified_gmt":"2012-03-11T07:45:53","slug":"the-tomato-family","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1552\/campus-jokes\/the-tomato-family\/","title":{"rendered":"The tomato family"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-6656\" title=\"funny-pose-feel-the-breast\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-pose-feel-the-breast.jpg\" alt=\"funny-pose-feel-the-breast\" width=\"448\" height=\"523\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-pose-feel-the-breast.jpg 448w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-pose-feel-the-breast-150x175.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-pose-feel-the-breast-400x466.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 448px) 100vw, 448px\" \/>The Tomato family is walking down the street. 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