{"id":1551,"date":"2012-03-23T11:22:19","date_gmt":"2012-03-23T11:22:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1551\/people-jokes\/this-is-a-recording\/"},"modified":"2012-03-11T08:10:28","modified_gmt":"2012-03-11T08:10:28","slug":"this-is-a-recording","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1551\/people-jokes\/this-is-a-recording\/","title":{"rendered":"This is a recording"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-6664\" title=\"funny-pose-fucked-me\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-pose-fucked-400x280.jpg\" alt=\"funny-pose-fucked-me\" width=\"400\" height=\"280\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-pose-fucked-400x280.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-pose-fucked-150x105.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-pose-fucked.jpg 601w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>A plane was once flying over an island when the passengers heard the pilot&#8217;s voice: \u201cLadies &amp; Gentlemen, if you look on the right side of the plane, you&#8217;ll see an engine on fire. 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