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\"photo-bomb-dog-mating\"Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and says “So where are you from, then?”<\/p>\n

“I’m from Ireland.”<\/p>\n

“Me too! I’ll drink to that.” They both finish their pints and order two more.<\/p>\n

“Where in Ireland are you from?”<\/p>\n

“Dublin.”<\/p>\n

“Me too! I’ll drink to that.” They both finish their pints and order two more.<\/p>\n

“Where in Dublin are you from?”<\/p>\n

“The East Side.”<\/p>\n

“The East Side? Me too! What a coincidence! I’ll drink to that!” They both finish their pints and order two more.<\/p>\n

“Where on the East Side are you from?”<\/p>\n

“McDonagh Street.”<\/p>\n

“Me too! This is incredible! I’ll drink to that.”<\/p>\n

As the bartender pours them another two pints, another customer at the bar says to him, “That’s amazing! I can’t believe they’re from the same street in Dublin. What’s going on?”<\/p>\n

“Oh, it’s nothing amazing,” says the bartender,”it’s just the Ferguson twins getting sloshed again.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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