{"id":1532,"date":"2013-05-16T08:11:00","date_gmt":"2013-05-16T08:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1532\/politician-jokes\/bush-and-his-daughters\/"},"modified":"2013-05-05T11:20:03","modified_gmt":"2013-05-05T11:20:03","slug":"bush-and-his-daughters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1532\/politician-jokes\/bush-and-his-daughters\/","title":{"rendered":"Bush and his daughters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ever since the Bush daughters got into trouble with the law for underage drinking, the President has lectured them constantly about the evils of alcohol.<\/p>\n<p>His daughters were tired of having the same conversation week after week, so they finally said, &#8220;Okay daddy, we understand about drinking already, but you&#8217;ve never talked about to us about sex.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Getting very upset, W. chided the twins: &#8220;Young ladies, we do not use that dirty four-letter word in our home!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-7608\" alt=\"5-us-presidents-funny-obama-over-bush\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/5-us-president-funny-obama-over-bush.jpg\" width=\"570\" height=\"499\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/5-us-president-funny-obama-over-bush.jpg 570w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/5-us-president-funny-obama-over-bush-150x131.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/5-us-president-funny-obama-over-bush-400x350.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 570px) 100vw, 570px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1532\/politician-jokes\/bush-and-his-daughters\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Ever since the Bush daughters got into trouble with the law for underage drinking, the President has lectured them constantly about the evils of alcohol. 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