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\"boys-like-balls\"It was recess and the pre-schoolers came in. The teacher asked Susie what she did today. ”Well, I played in the sandbox,” she said. The teacher said, ”If you can spell sand, I’ll give you a fresh-baked cookie.” So Susie did.<\/p>\n

Then Billy came in and the teacher asked what he did. ”I played in the sandbox with Susie,” he said. ”If you can spell sand, I’ll give you a cookie,” the teacher said. So Billy did.<\/p>\n

Then the little Russian boy said, ”Well, I wanted to play in the sandbox, but Billy and Susie were throwing rocks at me.”<\/p>\n

The teacher said, ”Well, that sounds like discrimination. If you can spell that, I’ll give you a cookie.<\/strong>”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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