{"id":1502,"date":"2012-12-18T09:52:36","date_gmt":"2012-12-18T09:52:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1502\/computer-jokes\/writings-powerful-message\/"},"modified":"2012-12-18T09:54:31","modified_gmt":"2012-12-18T09:54:31","slug":"writings-powerful-message","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1502\/computer-jokes\/writings-powerful-message\/","title":{"rendered":"Writing&#8217;s powerful message"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-7338\" title=\"microsoft-girl-blue-screen\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/microsoft-girl-blue-screen.jpg\" alt=\"microsoft-girl-blue-screen\" width=\"421\" height=\"312\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/microsoft-girl-blue-screen.jpg 421w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/microsoft-girl-blue-screen-150x111.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/microsoft-girl-blue-screen-400x296.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 421px) 100vw, 421px\" \/>There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a &#8220;great&#8221; writer.<\/p>\n<p>When asked to define &#8220;great&#8221; he said &#8220;I want to write stuff that the whole world will read,stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail, howl in pain, desperation, and anger!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1502\/computer-jokes\/writings-powerful-message\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a &#8220;great&#8221; writer. 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