{"id":1501,"date":"2012-08-12T11:51:31","date_gmt":"2012-08-12T11:51:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1501\/hospital-jokes\/a-brief-history-of-medicine-2\/"},"modified":"2012-07-29T09:09:20","modified_gmt":"2012-07-29T09:09:20","slug":"a-brief-history-of-medicine-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1501\/hospital-jokes\/a-brief-history-of-medicine-2\/","title":{"rendered":"A Brief History of Medicine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">A short history of medicine:<\/span><\/p>\n<p>I have an earache.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>2000 B.C. &#8211; Here, eat this root.<br \/>\n1000 A.D. &#8211; That root is heathen, say this prayer.<br \/>\n1850 A.D. &#8211; That prayer is superstition, drink this potion.<br \/>\n1940 A.D. &#8211; That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill.<br \/>\n1985 A.D. &#8211; That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic.<br \/>\n2000 A.D. &#8211; That antibiotic is artificial. 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