{"id":1494,"date":"2012-08-07T09:20:05","date_gmt":"2012-08-07T09:20:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1494\/short-q-a\/the-secret-of-speed\/"},"modified":"2012-07-29T08:42:05","modified_gmt":"2012-07-29T08:42:05","slug":"the-secret-of-speed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1494\/short-q-a\/the-secret-of-speed\/","title":{"rendered":"The secret of speed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Plane: How do you fly so fast?<\/p>\n<p>Rocket: You&#8217;ll know when your ass is on fire!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7068\" title=\"funny-girl-i-love-to-fart\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-girl-i-love-to-fart.jpg\" alt=\"funny-girl-i-love-to-fart\" width=\"610\" height=\"762\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-girl-i-love-to-fart.jpg 610w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-girl-i-love-to-fart-150x187.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-girl-i-love-to-fart-400x499.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1494\/short-q-a\/the-secret-of-speed\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Plane: How do you fly so fast? 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