{"id":1481,"date":"2012-07-26T10:21:35","date_gmt":"2012-07-26T10:21:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1481\/family-jokes\/what-is-it-2\/"},"modified":"2012-07-21T08:55:28","modified_gmt":"2012-07-21T08:55:28","slug":"what-is-it-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1481\/family-jokes\/what-is-it-2\/","title":{"rendered":"What is it?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-7026\" title=\"funny-wedding-cake-you-cannot-run-away\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-wedding-cake-you-cannot-run-away-400x319.jpg\" alt=\"funny-wedding-cake-you-cannot-run-away\" width=\"400\" height=\"319\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-wedding-cake-you-cannot-run-away-400x319.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-wedding-cake-you-cannot-run-away-150x119.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/funny-wedding-cake-you-cannot-run-away.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>If you love something, set it free.<\/p>\n<p>If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours.<\/p>\n<p>If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.<\/p>\n<p>If it just sits in your room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your phone, takes your money, and never behaves as if you actually set it free in the first place, <strong>you either married it or gave birth to it<\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1481\/family-jokes\/what-is-it-2\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>If you love something, set it free. 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