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A minister has just died and is standing in line waiting to be judged and admitted to Heaven.<\/p>\n

\"funny-pose-fucked-by-the-bishop\"<\/p>\n

While waiting he asks the man in front of him about himself. The man says, \u201cI am a taxi driver from Noo Yok Siddy.\u201d<\/p>\n

Suddenly the angel standing at the gate calls out next, and the taxi driver steps up. The angel hands him a golden staff and a cornucopia of fruits, cheeses and wine and lets him pass. The taxi driver is quite pleased, and proceeds through the gates.<\/p>\n

Next, the minister steps up to the angel and the angel hands him a wooden staff and some bread and water.<\/p>\n

The minister is very concerned and asks the angel, \u201cThat guy is a taxi driver and gets a golden staff and a cornucopia! I spend my entire life as a minister and get nothing! How can that be?\u201d<\/p>\n

The angel replies, \u201cUp here we judge on results\u2014all of your people sleep through your sermons\u2014in his taxi, they pray.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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