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One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight, Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.<\/p>\n

The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys.<\/p>\n

If you don’t believe this joke is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\"\"<\/a>

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