{"id":1461,"date":"2012-11-28T10:41:46","date_gmt":"2012-11-28T10:41:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1461\/blonde-jokes\/2-canadian-guys\/"},"modified":"2012-11-13T09:30:53","modified_gmt":"2012-11-13T09:30:53","slug":"2-canadian-guys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1461\/blonde-jokes\/2-canadian-guys\/","title":{"rendered":"2 Canadian guys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-7300\" title=\"cheater-agirl-with-two-guys\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/cheater-agirl-with-two-guys-400x265.jpg\" alt=\"cheater-agirl-with-two-guys\" width=\"400\" height=\"265\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/cheater-agirl-with-two-guys-400x265.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/cheater-agirl-with-two-guys-150x99.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/cheater-agirl-with-two-guys.jpg 510w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I have an idea,&#8221; said Mike. &#8220;We&#8217;ll throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What, do you think I&#8217;m stupid? 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