{"id":146,"date":"2012-03-07T13:52:22","date_gmt":"2012-03-07T13:52:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/146\/animal-jokes\/moms-favourite-gift\/"},"modified":"2012-02-25T04:05:01","modified_gmt":"2012-02-25T04:05:01","slug":"moms-favourite-gift","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/146\/animal-jokes\/moms-favourite-gift\/","title":{"rendered":"Mom&#8217;s favourite gift"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-6623\" title=\"for-research-purpose-only-t-shirt-slogan\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/for-research-purpose-only-t-shirt-slogan-400x300.jpg\" alt=\"for-research-purpose-only-t-shirt-slogan\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/for-research-purpose-only-t-shirt-slogan-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/for-research-purpose-only-t-shirt-slogan-150x112.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/for-research-purpose-only-t-shirt-slogan.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>Three sons left home to make their fortunes, and they all did very, very well for themselves. 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