{"id":1453,"date":"2013-02-19T06:05:52","date_gmt":"2013-02-19T06:05:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1453\/people-jokes\/engineers-and-the-human-body\/"},"modified":"2013-02-09T10:37:18","modified_gmt":"2013-02-09T10:37:18","slug":"engineers-and-the-human-body","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1453\/people-jokes\/engineers-and-the-human-body\/","title":{"rendered":"Engineers and the human body"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7115\" alt=\"funny-boy-interested-in-boobs-not-camera\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/funny-boy-interested-in-boobs-not-camera-400x451.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"451\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/funny-boy-interested-in-boobs-not-camera-400x451.jpg 400w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/funny-boy-interested-in-boobs-not-camera-150x169.jpg 150w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/funny-boy-interested-in-boobs-not-camera.jpg 580w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/>Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body.<\/p>\n<p>One said, &#8220;It was a mechanical engineer.\u00a0 Just look at all the joints.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Another said, &#8220;No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The last said, &#8220;Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1453\/people-jokes\/engineers-and-the-human-body\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, &#8220;It was a mechanical engineer.\u00a0 Just look at all the joints.&#8221; Another said, &#8220;No, it was an electrical engineer. 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