{"id":1451,"date":"2012-08-17T18:04:07","date_gmt":"2012-08-17T18:04:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1451\/people-jokes\/your-guts\/"},"modified":"2012-07-29T09:47:52","modified_gmt":"2012-07-29T09:47:52","slug":"your-guts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1451\/people-jokes\/your-guts\/","title":{"rendered":"Your guts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-7103\" title=\"drunken-sleeping-girl-sleep-in-bathtub\" src=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/drunken-sleeping-girl-sleep-in-bathtub.jpg\" alt=\"drunken-sleeping-girl-sleep-in-bathtub\" width=\"373\" height=\"305\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/drunken-sleeping-girl-sleep-in-bathtub.jpg 373w, https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/drunken-sleeping-girl-sleep-in-bathtub-150x122.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 373px) 100vw, 373px\" \/>There was a man who would come home blind drunk every night and vomit in the bathroom sink, and every night the man&#8217;s wife would warn him that someday he would puke up his guts.<\/p>\n<p>One day the wife cut up a chicken and left the guts in the sink, just to give him a scare.<\/p>\n<p>At about 3:00 a.m. the man came home and spewed in the same sink as always.<\/p>\n<p>About 30 minutes later, the man came out of the bathroom and said to his wife,&#8221;You were right honey, I really did puke up my guts, but don&#8217;t worry, with the help of this long wooden spoon, I managed to put them all back.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/jokeslab.com\/jokes\/1451\/people-jokes\/your-guts\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" src=\"\" class=\"alignleft wp-post-image tfe\" alt=\"\" title=\"\" \/><\/a><p>There was a man who would come home blind drunk every night and vomit in the bathroom sink, and every night the man&#8217;s wife would warn him that someday he would puke up his guts. 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